40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 6, 2025)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Sep 6, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

Some people are funny by nature. You know the type of person I'm talking about. Anytime you're around them, you're laughing your head off, no matter what they're doing. Maybe they're intending to be funny, or maybe they're not, but what matters is that you're throwing your head back every time they open their mouth. These are the types of people who were just born that way. They were the class clowns. They were the ones cutting up in the back of the class. You can't teach that type of funny. 

And then there are the people who work at it. Maybe they were the quiet ones in school, but their heads were full of ideas. And when you get to know them, they're actually really funny. I find that on Twitter, the people who do the best are the ladder kinds of people. They've had to work at being funny, so it appears on paper. They don't have the luxury of charisma and charm, so they have to put in the heart skills. Charisma and charm don't read on Twitter anyway, unless you're Cher

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  • But these tweets are successes no matter how you slice it. They succeed at making us laugh, making us think, and making us want to scroll on for more. So if that sounds like something you're in for, go on, brave soldier. There's more where that came from.

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    marc @msnetik Do you think protein wants to be in all these things • 10:23 PM 8/24/25 · 3.1M Views 246 1 17K 161K ☐ 3.5K
    via msnetik
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    Rob Gucci ❤ @heatdaddy69420 What if the Mike from mikes hard lemonade is the same Mike from Jersey Mikes • 6:34 PM 8/23/25 1.1M Views 186 t 1.5K 26K ☐ 530
    via heatdaddy69420
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    Spura Maluda @AppleMokoena Lactose has lost its meaning t@_ThatoN 1d • I think I am lactose intolerant to chicken I feeling so bloated? 4:05 PM 8/23/25.5.9M Views 412 19K why am 256K 3.2K 企
    via AppleMokoena
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    BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__ Apartments show you 48 pics of the lobby b ain't living in there 11:14 AM 8/20/25 1.7M Views • 187 1 4.5K 71K ☐ 1K ↑
    via crackcobain__
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    eva @theladyevaa Getting emotional about the ugly bread UGLY BREAD DISCOUNT Made fresh today, just not so pretty • 1:27 PM 8/16/25 1.5M Views 194 12K 148K ☐ 3.6K 企
    via theladyevaa
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    tia ✩ @tiadeeznuts not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys • 5:44 PM 8/19/25 2.3K Views 3 27 10 153 ☐ 5
    via tiadeeznuts
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    mindy @mindyisser my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country 4:13 PM 8/21/25 1.2M Views • 148 1 1.3K 53K 2K ↑
    via mindyisser
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    Andrew Reed @andrew_reed When it's 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these Google Drive You need access Ask for access, or switch to an account with access. Learn more C Message (optional) Request access 5:35 PM 8/20/25 5.1M Views 462 17 7.5K 185K ☐ 5.5K 企
    via andrew__reed
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    ana @shivlestat the concept of a show taking so long to film 5 seasons that the child lead has gotten engaged, married, and adopted a whole baby in the meantime PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates • 8h Millie Bobby Brown via IG This summer, we welcomed our sweet baby girl through adoption. We are beyond excited to embark on this beautiful next chapter of parenthood in both peace and privacy. 1:17 PM 8/21/25 2.7M Views 91 16.9K And then there were 3 141K ☐ 1.9K ↑
    via shivlestat
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    Jack Profound @godisangryatme Asking the 17 year old stocker if they carry this in a men's XL MILK MONSTER Cat & Jack Cat & Jack Cat & Jack Cat & Jack
    via godisangryatme
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    alex @midsmoker34 Just lost control in barnes and noble 8:11 PM 8/19/25 1.1M Views 115 17.6K 53K ☐
    via midsmoker34
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    wonder. @godsandmortals we all thought of the same person. Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK. 1d What is the worst delivery in cinema history • 5:22 PM 8/19/25 26M Views Q1.2K 1 11K 242K 16K
    via godsandmortals
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    East Village Guy ❤ @eastvillageguy Form a Macedonian Phalanx with 255 of my absolute boys autist @litteralyme0_.5d What's the masculine urge all guys have? 11:35 AM 8/18/25 21M Views . 199 1 2.1K 23K 1.9K 企
    via eastvillageguy
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    Oxtail Pricing Specialist ❤ @simsimmaaz Hard ER is absolutely insane Imfaooo pleasantly plump M @flvwLyss. 1d Mikes HardER mango lemonade is 10/10 MIKE'S HARDER LEMONADE A LA MANGUE à 7% alc./vol. Pa mike's HARDER 7% A TOCILA ale/vol. 355 ml
    via simsimmaaz
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    doomer @uncledoomer bro is named "mingus reedus" NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 9h 'The Walking De d' actor Norman Reedus' son, Mingus, arrested for assault in NYC trib.al/ w9bdXQY 3:24 PM 8/23/25 2.2M Views 271 2.9K FAM 78K 2.8K 企
    via uncledoomer
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    Alton Brown @altonbrown If you want to really get technical about it, a hotdog isn't a sandwich, it's a gyro. 8:03 PM 8/23/25 11K Views 60 2726 271 ☐ 4
    via altonbrown
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    gwen howerton @kissphoria my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice 7:58 PM 8/22/25 1.4M Views 403 2.7K 62K 1.5K 企
    via kissphoria
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    Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfrood restaurants should have a menu option called "the rat" that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they'd like a box or if they'd like to send it "to the rat" 2:26 PM 5/19/25 36K Views . Q 11 17233 1.4K ☐ 57 ↑
    via thatfrood
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    bird @oliveegger There is a table full of moms with babies at this restaurant and I keep seeing them periodically turn their babies upside down. What are they doing that for 1:37 PM 8/21/25 9.9M Views . 1K 3.1K 169K ☐ 8K ↑
    via oliveegger
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    narancia gaming @naranciagaming what are we doing here man 80 LEVEL @80Level.2d Indiana Jones and the Great Circle will be the first game to feature NVIDIA's RTX Hair technology, which uses spheres instead of triangles to achieve more realistic hair rendering. Arriving in September: 80.lv/articles/nvidi... RTX Hair Off RTX Hair On "Pre-Released Path Tracing Build-4K DLSS on RTX 5090 4:25 AM 8/21/25 6.5M Views 1.6K 1 6.7K 180K ☐ 5.7K ↑
    via naranciagaming
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    comfy @ihatethiskid Witnessed levels of innovation I had never considered 737-MAXE
    via ihatethiskid
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    KWIK Kwik Trip ❤ @KwikTrip TRIP ✓ never update ✓ logo ever ✓ 12:41 PM 8/22/25 391K Views 194 17 683 16K ☐ 1:
    via KwikTrip
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    hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can't get it again today. i don't think that makes sense they do it in china all the time • 1:14 PM 8/22/25 3.3M Views ○ 239 tz 11K 187K 6.6K ↑
    via hopes_revenge
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    Charles @wotancore In the 90's, we used to think of and depict technology as green. Somewhere around 2006, we decided technology was blue. 8:28 AM 8/23/25 4.9M Views 586 4.4K 151K ☐ 8.8K .↑.
    via wotancore
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    Omotolani @FabsTola A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars. 10:32 AM - 8/23/25 6.2M Views . 513 17 27K 253K ☐ 8.1K
    via FabsTola
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    Nathan Ruff @TheNathanRuff Turns out if you tell them you are hosting a party instead of a wedding, the cost to rent the venue is 90% less. RUFE 8:33 AM 8/21/25 1.7M Views 88 1.1K 49K 3.7K 企
    via TheNathanRuff
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    rachel @ANDAMOVIE i love when you're watching a sitcom and you can tell an actor couldn't keep it together, so they just had to use the best take possible 12:45 PM - 8/22/25.72M Views 166 1 1.4K 12K 5K ↑
    via ANDAMOVIE
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    christover @bored2die It's bc you look like a salmon Kim @kimirittoz. 1d look at the scars my cat gave me
    via bored2die
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    staid @staidindoors a less established actress would still be lying there Anne Hathalegend @Anne Hathabae. 2d Anne Hathaway falls during filming of DWP2, but as a veteran actress gets up and resumes filming 3:52 PM 8/28/25.2.4M Views 83 17 2.6K 354 112K 2.9K ↑
    via staidindoors
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    Oh tommyfromarkansas @tommyarkansas Pop Base @PopBase. 6h Sabrina Carpenter speaks to CBS Mornings about having to universally appeal to the general public: "I'm okay if Tommy from Arkansas doesn't like what I do." 2:12 PM 8/29/25.7.5M Views 248 17 6K MEXICO CANADA UNITED STATES WA ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK Gulf of Mexico 217K ☐ 4.7K ↑
    via tommyfromarkansas
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    beth @dayasdear Zendaya you could do the funniest thing ever rn Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop. 1d Taylor Swift's engagement announcement is now the most-liked post by a living artist in Instagram history, surpassing Zendaya's birthday post for Tom Holland (28 MILLION). 8:49 AM 8/27/25. 15M Views 250 17.8K 269K ☐ 5.2K ↑
    via dayasdear
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    ems @atotalposer THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD 5:18 PM 8/27/25 7.3M Views • 1.3K 21K 319K 10K
    via atotalposer
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    Ben Gilbert @gilbert If you think your app needs more polish, always remember Google shipped Maps without Europe. ACC Acquired Podcast @Acquired FM-9h This is what Google Maps looked like on launch day in 2005. It's uh... missing some countries. Google Maps Maps Maps Local Search Directions Search tel SK NU MB Hudson Bay ON Baffe Sea WA MT NO MN PE OR SO WY A NV UT CO IL IN OH M NH KS MO OK KY TN DE N AR AZ NM TX 2005 Google- Atlantic Ocean PR 10:47 AM 8/27/25 1.1M Views 180 • 171.6K Map data ©2
    via gilbert
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    ARDA ÖCAL @Arda I know it's all about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce right now but this is one of the most well timed sports photographs I've ever seen Ray Giubilo 5:59 PM 8/26/25 2.5M Views 131 1 5.5K 110K ☐ 3.4K ↑
    via Arda
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    subscribe to the state of the lea... onra @JoestarJokic this and a small town where somethings not right averyluna @nectarineavery 4d FBI agent breakfast |
    via JoestarJokic
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    ce regina george @meanlore that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read 3:37 PM 8/26/25 2.6M Views 271 16.4K 124K 3K ↑
    via meanlore
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    SPORK @SporkGraves Oh okay I'll go f myself then I guess Pelt @peltisan • 3d I feel like we as people need to come up with a 4th utensil • 9:12 PM 8/24/25.5.6M Views 588 15K 230K ☐ 3.6K 企
    via SporkGraves
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    No @hella_wretched Wild that one of the most pivotal moments of my life was when a drink guy cornered me at a pub in 2014 and said "you talk too fast and always interrupt people" and he was right so I tried not to do that and it completely changed my conversations & thusly my relationships lol 9:06 PM 8/24/25 3.5M Views 234 1 4.4K 186K 10K
    via hella_wretched
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    Jorden. @getmoneyjord Bill Burr be doing random sh AROUND NFL Around The NFL @AroundThe NFL. 20h Steelers part ways with punter Cameron Johnston, per @RapSheet nfl.com/news/nfl-news-... 5 5:51 PM 8/25/25 4.5M Views 238 16.9K Steden 120K ☐ 1.4K ↑
    via getmoneyjord
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    Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers Instead of texting ‘on my way' I'm just gonna start sending this 3:44 PM 8/25/25.9.2M Views 580 34K 339K ☐ 27K ↑
    via seanjetravers
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    Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon told a guy I was enjoying our conversation on Hinge and he said "glad to know it's mutual" and then unmatched me. flawless game. I will now think about him every time I open the app for the next three years. 6:41 PM 8/25/25 750K Views 152 1354 24K 1K ↑
    via SaraSchon
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    Eddie @chacaranda My neighbors fly a flag that's just a picture their house
    via chacaranda

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